utorak, 24.04.2007.

THRUTS OF LIFE...

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A bird in the hand is generally dead.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
A fool and his money are soon elected.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone.
A king's castle is his home.
A little greed can get you lots of stuff.
A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame.
A man's house is his hassle.
A motion to adjourn is always in order.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Actions speak louder than words.
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
Affirmative Action is mediocrity's answer to Darwin.
After all is said and done, usually more is said.
After things go from bad to worse the cycle repeats.
All general statements are false.
All men are created unequal.
All Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
All that glitters is not gold.
All the money in the world can't buy you a smidgen of ignorance.
All the world's a stage... most of us are just stagehands.
All things being equal, you lose.
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
Anything worth doing, is worth getting someone else to do.
Apes evolved from creationists.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
Blessed are the censors, for they shall inhibit the earth.
Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.
Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups.
Blessed is the end-user who expects nothing, for ye shall not be disappointed.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Chess players mate better.
Chicken little only has to be right once.
Committees do harm merely by existing.
Complex problems have simple, easy-to-understand wrong answers.
Corrugated iron is really groovy.
Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
Curiosity killed the cat. What the heck they got 9 lives.
Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Desserts spelled backwards becomes stressed.
Eagles fly; but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
Elevators smell different to midgets.
Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat.
Every man has a price.
Every silver lining has a cloud.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter much since nobody listens.
Everything changes except change.
Everything in time is birth to some and death to others.
Everything inspires. But one things more than others.
Everything is possible; just not too probable.
Everything is unimportant in some way.
Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Expensive silk ties attract spaghetti sauce.
Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
Faith will move mountains.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Floggings will continue until morale improves.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
For every idiot-proof system, a new improved idiot will arise to overcome it.
For every problem there is a simple solution, and it's always wrong.
For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Generalizations (as a rule) are bad.
Geochronologists will date any old thing.
George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country.
Giving money and power to the government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
God spelled backwards becomes Dog.
Golf scores are directly proportional to the number of witnesses.
Good fences make good neighbors.
Good generally conquers evil. Unless, of course, good is stupid.
Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.
Gravity always wins.
Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!!
Half a loaf is better than none.
Half of the people in the world are below average.
Happiness can't buy money.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Hard work will never break up with you.
Have an affair. It will break up the monogamy.
Having a good time can be deadly.
Having a Smoking Section in a restaurant is a little like having a Peeing Section in a pool!
He who dies with the most of anything, is still dead.
He who hesitates is last.
He who hesitates too long, must change his underwear.
He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
He who laughs last usually gets a shot in the face.
He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword.
He who throws mud loses ground.
Heisenberg may have been right.
Heisenberg Might Have Slept Here.
Heisenburg probably rules.
High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail.
History does not repeat itself, but it often rhymes.
History doesn't repeat itself. Historians do.
Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
Hungarian food is OK if you like dog tartare.